A Word About the Caps, Please

1. Ball caps should not be worn at any function or event to which your grandfather would have worn a necktie (e.g., funerals, weddings, job interviews, etc.).

2. Ball caps should only be worn backwards if you’re (a) behind home plate or (b) firing a sniper rifle.

3. A ball cap worn sideways is an indicator that you lack sufficient mental capacity to figure out which way the bill goes.

I’m just sayin’.


About Michael R. Jones

Pastor and PhD candidate writing on Paul's theology of suffering.
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