1. Ball caps should not be worn at any function or event to which your grandfather would have worn a necktie (e.g., funerals, weddings, job interviews, etc.).
2. Ball caps should only be worn backwards if you’re (a) behind home plate or (b) firing a sniper rifle.
3. A ball cap worn sideways is an indicator that you lack sufficient mental capacity to figure out which way the bill goes.
I’m just sayin’.