As You Prepare to Make Arrangements for #SBL2015, Here are Some Helpful Practical Hints

Zwinglius Redivivus

  1. Plan time for the book hall.
  2. Don’t waste all your time in papers.
  3. Choose sessions very carefully.
  4. Do some sight seeing- Atlanta is a pretty awesome city.
  5. Bring cash and when you run out, you run out.
  6. Don’t room with a grad student.  Those creatures will steal your food and they usually don’t take regular showers so they stink.
  7. Don’t take yourself too seriously.
  8. Eat a lot at breakfast and skip lunch and crash receptions for dinner and you’ll have money for books.
  9. Take your camera or camera phone and use it.
  10. Avoid any contact with anyone in AAR.  They will try to convert you to some cult.
  11. Avoid Joel Watts.  He will steal your money, take your food, grab your books, and he has a beard so he carries around 30 pounds of poop on his face, and he’s a hugger/kisser.

Follow these rules and you’ll have a good…

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About Michael R. Jones

Pastor and PhD candidate writing on Paul's theology of suffering.
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